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Men Are From Mars

Men Are From Mars

Released Sep 30th, 2002
Running Time 112
Director F J Lincoln
Company Jill Kelly Productions
Cast T.J. Hart, Marty Romano, Ashton Moore, Knight, Haven, Randy Spears, Holly Halston, Others, Crystal Carter, Jenna Haze, Lee Stone, Pat Myne
Critical Rating AAA
Genre Feature

Rating

Synopsis

Groups of women who dislike men and want to watch "fun" porn while bitching about their relationships. Or vanilla couples.

Reviews

Another "battle of the sexes" vid, only this time businesslike Star E. Knight explains that men really are from Mars - literally. Men, she insists, are actually Martians who've come to Earth, found Earth women impossible to control and are returning to their home planet to try to build their own version of compliant women. Oh. Okay.

The common denominator between men and women is their enjoyment of sex, Knight asserts. Perhaps she's living on an alternate version of Earth, because the sex she thinks everyone's enjoying is awfully vanilla. The viewer is subjected to these lackluster sex scenes illustrating Knight's point. Most of the girls are interchangeable, with the timeless stripper look of big, fake tits and bleached hair. Lee Stone does two scenes in a row - the better one being his doggie-bang with Knight (although the sound was out of synch with the dialogue on the review screener AVN received). Best of the six scenes features sexy brunette Jenna Haze with Pat Myne in a workable cowgirl.

Average, generic filler overall.



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