In the latest wacky Jim Powers epic, pretty brunette Autumn Haze takes on the challenge of accepting "the world's largest anal penetration." The Guinness Book has yet to recognize this category, but Haze has definitely set a record that should never be broken. As her character's need for cock escalates, Haze progresses from an anal encounter with Mark Vega (modest-sized by porn standards) to a double-penetration scene with Johnny Thrust and Mark Cummings and a grueling sphincter workout from super-sized stud Byron Long.

Still, it's just not enough; plagued by visions of a sex toy factory, Haze finally seeks out the ultimate thrill: a gargantuan phallic totem pole that wouldn't fit inside most apartments, let alone a woman's nether regions. After Haze mounts the prop in various mind-boggling positions, the giant dong explodes in an absurd, volcanic pop shot. Pre-nom for Most Outrageous Sex Scene.

If laughter is the ultimate aphrodisiac, then this probably qualifies as erotic.