Though you wouldn't know it by the box cover, Brasilya's the lead performer, commanding three scenes with varying degrees of heat. First out of the gate is a surreal encounter with her dream lover (Dino Bravo), which takes place in the middle of a barren desert (and the videographer captures plenty of 360's to prove it). Unusual? Definitely. Arousing? Pretty much so, especially compared to the pedestrian humps to follow.

Left unsatisfied by her husband's "all work and no play" lifestyle, Brasilya seduces her maid (Azul) between couch sessions with her shrink (Claudio). Needless to say, the theatrical contrivances required to "set up" such nonsense come across as wholly ineffectual... agonizingly so.

Regardless, Black Tuesday isn't a total washout, due in large part to the charms of petite Nichelle and her encounter with a muscle-bound partner in a gym scenario. A lifting bench provides the perfect fulcrum for their feverish fornication.

"Gravity," once observed a certain blue-clad antennae-waving superhero, "is a harsh mistress." And while we're not naming names, it appears as though some parties in this vid are losing an uphill battle on Sag Juan Hill.