A less-than-glamorous collection of black girls who are, true to the title and theme of this production, "urban" in all the familiar ways (i.e. hard looks, tats, unaltered bodies), Urban Hoochies brings to the fore little more than yet another set of fuck scenes featuring young women whose intra-coital demeanor seems to suggest that they would rather be doing just about anything other than fucking for a living. Which means that they probably should be doing something other than fucking for a living. A game effort on the part of the assembled woodsmen.