A less-impressive installment in this usually hot line, 582 is a collection of might-have-been scenes which for one reason or another go south. Early on, for example, we are treated to a very intense bit of one-on-one fucking, but the overall effect is ruined with the overlay of irritating music and fake fuck sounds. Then there's the scene in which a curvy blonde with lots of personality and opinions chatters away charmingly before being teamed with her on-screen fuck buddy, at which point she clams up and their abortive sex scene, which probably should have been scrapped, mercifully comes to an abrupt end.

The one truly bright spot here is the closer, which features a beautiful and extremely horny French Canadian couple, who do their thing with a heartwarming ruttish abandon.