Max Hardcore's warped sense of humor has always been an enjoyable element in his better work; it's nice to see it return in the inaugural volume of this new series. Not that the sex is any different from Max's usual signature stunts; gooey throat-fucking, anal, speculums... he's even got a new trick with a dental retractor. Leave it to Max...

Tiny, platinum blonde Bisexual Britni opens the tape as a bad girl cheerleader who fantasizes about becoming an "SR 71 Fuck Unit," and being delivered to Max in a cardboard box. Of course Max is thrilled to eliminate the headaches of real, live human cocksockets. "No more fucked-up actresses... no more bullshit!" he waxes rhapsodic.

The "doll" even comes with her own lipstick, which Max gleefully smears all over her lips ("mouthpipe" in Hardcorese). Slapping Britni's face lightly, he goes straight to her "asspipe," not forgetting the "asspipe to mouthpipe" move, and he even adds a special "facepipe" maneuver, forcing her to rim his hairy bung. The dental retractor makes an appearance at the end of the scene, as Max finally blows his load into it - and damn if Britni's little frame isn't shaking by the time it's all over. Good one.

Too bad Max bothered to include his closer with Ravika - it's about as exciting as cleaning out a cat box - but the preceding fuck between Max and older (for Max, anyway; the chick must be about 28) Annie Body generates interest. Body plays a prim girls' school teacher (or as prim as one can get while wearing a purple glitter belly top). She's eventually turned on by how "forceful" Max can be, and soon learns the Hardcore way as he pulls her hair, stuffs four fingers into her throat, and ass-fucks her until her heavy makeup runs down her face and she resembles a modern version of Bette Davis in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?