Oh, the irony of fate. Brooke Hunter is a world-renowned matchmaker for the rich and famous - yet she lives a solitary life. Woe is her. Little does she know that the love of her life has been serving her adoringly in her home for three years. After being interviewed for television, matchmaking Brooke feels her loneliness even more. Hearing her client Alex Foxe tell about how John Strong showed her how to have fun again doesn't help matters.

Fortunately, good friend Bianca provides her the kind of loving comfort that only another woman (and a collection of sex toys) can provide - all while lovelorn butler Evan Stone sighs and pines. When pop musician Julian St. Jox confesses that he's sick to death of one-night stands, Hunter immediately hooks him up with singing sensation Midori. One presumes the new couple will live happily ever after once they get off the couch and put their clothes back on.

Kaylynn is tired of men who can't be honest and have a good time - and Tyce Buné is burned out on marriage. They find happy common ground on the aptly named love seat. Finally, Stone can take it no longer and confesses his love, which is promptly consummated after he peels his clothing from his muscular body. Yay! A happy ending for everyone, including the viewer.