God bless director Chi Chi LaRue and her gaggle of girls - there is not one moment throughout this whole video where something sags. It's 83 minutes of non-stop steamy hot all-girl action. And it has left us spent.

Welcome to Jenna Jameson's dyke bar where the beer is flowing, the music is throbbing and the Vivid girls are mega-babes all. We learn this through Jameson's introduction to Chelsea Sinclaire, who stays behind the scenes for the most part, videotaping the bar and its goings on because she's "never seen a place like this before." Man, is she about to get an eyeful.

The opener with Dasha, Dayton and, later, Kira Kener, will drain you right from the start. Dayton goes to work on Dasha's boots, first with her rag and then with her mouth, working her way up to a plump and waiting pussy. Kener watches from the fringe and becomes so turned on that she jumps into the fray. Lucky girl, she gets double-teamed by the two blondes. Afterward, Jameson tells Dasha that that little tête-à-tête was so hot that she wants a taste. And taste she does, shredding the last of Dasha's fishnets to bury her head, pausing periodically to throw a lusty glance at the camera, lips slick with Dasha-juice. Yow. But the best part is where Jenna fingers her so furiously that Dasha squirts like a SuperSoaker. By the end Jameson's hand is soaking wet.

Just when you think things are gonna quiet down a bit, Dasha returns the favor by pulling down Jameson's stressed and sequined man-panties to tongue her dumper, then accents it with a lovely string of spit. Opening her lips wide for a glorious shot of pink, Jameson rolls onto her back across the bar and gives head to a tap, holding the camera's gaze the whole time. When the camera pulls back to show Dasha ramming her fingers inside, Jameson motions for the camera to come closer once again, cooing, "Watch her fuck me." Yes ma'am. Pre-nom it for Best All-Girl Sex Scene - Video.

Next is where we learn the title is technically misleading, because there are, in fact, boys in Jameson's bar (actually a popular West Hollywood gay bar). They're eye-candy dancing boys, mind you, but they're boys nonetheless. As Jameson watches them with lust in her eyes, she explains they're there because "it turns the girls on to turn them on."

Naturally this is where Jameson chooses to saunter over to Raylene and bury her face in Raylene's bum, right at the dancing boy's feet. Meanwhile, Briana Banks goes to work on Taylor Hayes' pussy, spanking, spitting and lapping it into submission. LaRue does a great job of featuring the nasty girl action mixed with the boys' reactions, while throbbing music and rock 'n' roll style lighting finish it all off. Not that we're conspiracy theorists or anything, but we suspect those dancing boys might be gay - how else could they stay put on their stage with all the clam-smacking going on, especially when Jameson lines the girls up, legs in the air, and makes each of them cum hard? Never mind that. How about when Jameson is on her back getting serviced by Hayes, and Raylene traces up her thigh while Banks slips in for a kiss? Either they're gay or they have wills of steel.

But the real barnburner begins after a deliciously sloppy coupling between Cheyenne Silver and Sinclaire, who finally steps out from behind the camera. Spread out over a couple of pool tables, all the main players take turns double- and triple-teaming each other, first with fingers and tongues, then with toys (might we say that Dayton's ass looks more than ravageably enticing with a ponytail butt plug sticking out from between her cheeks?). Even Banks is so taken by the action on the Dayton/Dasha/Kener/Hayes table that she gets momentarily lost in watching them than in satisfying Silver. Can you blame her? It's then that Jameson coaxes Sinclaire out from behind the camera again, this time to get ganged by everyone but the mistress herself, who videos the whole thing with Sinclaire's camera. At one point Sinclaire's camera display says she's filmed 183 minutes of footage. Let's see... 183 minus 83 means... man, what's on those other 100 minutes!?!

On second thought, scratch that - we don't have enough energy for more.

Kudos to LaRue for doing such a fantastic job, one that nets her a Best Director - Video pre-nom, and the video itself a pre-nom for Best All Girl Feature.