Logan LaBrent starts masturbating by a pool with a big blue double-header dildo as cars go by on Mulholland Drive. Then this guy walks up to her with a prosthetic hard-on that makes John C. Holmes' unit look like a thimble. LaBrent sucks about three inches of it, and then he fucks her with about five inches of it, sending a spurious load of "jizz" on her face as she laughs, then says "You aren't as big as my last boyfriend..."

It's real dicks all the way after that. Shay Sights does a scene with Nick Manning, who eats her while his spoo adorns her face and tits, and then she goes back for seconds. Rod Fontana plays footsie with two female jailbirds before sharing a doubleheader with one jailbird - one end up her pussy, the other end up his ass - as he jerks off. Fontana makes a return trip with Stevie in an enjoyable scene with a punchline payoff.

Overexposed video will give your contrast knob a workout. Intrusive music often overpowers the ambient sound and vocalizations of performers, many of which were dubbed in as an afterthought.