Somebody's been watching Romeo and Juliet. Unfortunately, they're no Shakespeare. Monica Mayhem is in love with another chick but it's the Renaissance or something so she has to marry some guy she doesn't love. Girlfriend suggests she take just enough poison to appear dead but not really die. Whoops! Worked too well and suddenly our sleeping beauty awakes to a DSL installer's kiss and learns she's in a cam girl household. Nicely shot with good-looking performers, good sound, some decent sex. Romantic - and dull. Cute idea but could have used either more or less plot.