Sean Bond is back in what could be his final, most dangerous ass-ignment: Project License to Drill. While infiltrating the evil Rector Submarine headquarters, Bond runs afoul of Agent Felony, who holds him at gunpoint before taking him to the hilt in her exquisite butt. Gel lighting effects and a smoke machine give the scene production value, but Michaels' gigantic schlong is the real special effect. Meanwhile, the notorious Dr. NoLove (Dave Cummings) and his assistant Mr. Softee (Mr. XXX) rendezvous with bad-girl agent Alotta Ass (Shanna McCullough). The three evildoers lay some sinister plans, then engage in a threeway.

The, uh, plot continues with Bond held captive by Agent Roxxxann; he sucks on her tits through the bars of his cell, and she soon joins him inside for a more intimate encounter. "I never knew food in a Mexican jail could be so good," he gasps while chowing down on her cunt. This brand of humor continues throughout the epic vid, with added sexual highlights including a threesome with Eric Price, Alexander DeVoe and insatiable double agent Wanda Curtis. The villains torture Bond with a laser beam (NoLove: "I hate the smell of burning flesh in the morning... it smells like defeat!" Softee: "De feet? Whose feet?"), but our hero finally manages to escape into the arms (and ass) of Brooke Hunter. It's a happy ending, but a final note hints that Michaels "may be stepping aside for a new Bond." Whoever becomes the Roger Moore of this popular series has got some big... uh, shoes to fill.