Is this how Kandinsky got started? A guy wearing a beret and Joey Buttafuoco-style exercise pants waves a paintbrush in front of an easel and speaks with an inflection that's supposed to be either French or gay. He ties a girl up to paint her portrait, but decides to tickle her with the brush instead. As exciting as that sounds, the second girl here gets an even more thrilling treatment from l'Artiste as he paints her breasts to resemble either twin suns or fried eggs.