How bad can bad get? In the case of the grossly incompetent American Anal Asians, really bad. Porn shot by drunken swingers in their thrift store-furnished living rooms often turns out way better than this turkey. Pre-nom it for worst tape of the year.

Mai Idou, the box cover girl, is in the first scene. Not only does she not take it up the butt, the title notwithstanding, but the lighting and camerawork is so bad it would be hard to tell if she had. Cameramen seem to inadvertently slip in and out of shots like props. It only gets worse after that.