"Every human being is given a secret friend," postulates

psychiatrist/invisible man Chris Cannon in this couples-friendly feature.

Only the "secret friend" Cannon means actually isn't a coy reference to his

penis — he's talking about a full-on state of psychosis that all individuals

apparently take as a matter of course. Steve Hatcher has one of these

invisible pals in a pre-boobjob Bridgette Kerkove, who hangs out in his

bathroom naked, offering advice and blackmailing his office enemies by

fucking them. They deserve it, anyway — particularly Hatcher's boss Joel

Lawrence, who mumbles his way through his dialogue and keeps his shades

on as he throws a screaming buttfuck to secretary Chocolate.

Hatcher's fiancée Vivian Valentine is mighty jealous of Kerkove, after

Hatcher confides in her in a post-fuck moment of weakness. The moment of

weakness has nothing to do with the fuck because it's a nice, intense one,

with lots of eye contact. It's up to Kerkove to make everything all right, and

after she introduces Hatch and Valentine to her own invisible lover, Cannon

(whom she engages in a mean assfuck), there's a happy ending in this giant

mental hospital they call Life.