Football hero Dale DaBone spends most of his class time dreaming

about boinking his female classmates, and so he isn't doing especially

well on exams or anything else vaguely academic. This has him in hot

water with instructor Randy Spears.

Narrative finesse isn't this volume's strong suit, and the function of

what plot there is here is, (surprise, surprise), to get pudenda knocking

and the talent huffin' and puffin'. Trouble is, while all of the action

captured here is viable stroke fodder in a home-alone-yet-again sort of

way, none of it conveys much in the way of genuine heat or real

desire on the parts of the pole-planting principals.