Proving that Euro-porn can be every bit as mechanical and passionless as standard domestic fare, DAW comes off like Private-lite: sprinkling a few modest Paris locations with second-tier talent who display modest interest in having their buttholes invaded.

Rumika, the only natural gal in the pack, arrives late in the game to save the vid with a fairly rousing d.p. Prior cornholing sessions (both lesbian and hetero) do little to dispel the French penchant for Allied intervention.