Shades of that book by Nabokov, everyone knows that the life of a suave erotic fiction writer is fraught with the eternal battle between the urge to write high art, to make a living and to screw barely legal teens. That's the world Sterling Pounds (Mike Horner) finds himself in when he stumbles across perky Shay Sweet splish-splashing in the spacious tub attached to a room he's just decided he needs to rent as soon as humanly possible. Of course Sweet's horny aunt (Shanna McCullough) thinks all those spewed pheromones are meant for her, so the plot thickens as the ladies do the requisite fucking and sucking of dicks. Shay, of course, wants to be a porn star, Sterling, of course, objects (although he writes scripts for them). It all rotates around a tale of revenge and murder when our obsessed genius faces every artist's tormentor, the evil smut director (played admirably by Guy DiSilva). And it works! It's campy, it's funny, the fucking, sucking, facials and anals are all good, the picture's in focus, the pace actually carries and the music doesn't make you dive for the mute button. What more can you ask for in a video?