Oh, no, Mama, not Cousin Howard. In a porno saga of family differences, Big Man must endure a weekend entertaining his stuttering geeky relative. Flexxx Lugar (with tape on his glasses) plays the unlovable dweeb. Initially despondent by his host's lack of e-mail access, Howard slowly realizes that the apartment is rife with lusty female flesh. Caught more than once daydreaming and masturbating, Big Man generously sends up a ho to relieve Howard of his virginity. Will seasoned ghetto cooch finally awaken the playa in Howard?

Vanessa's seamless body smolders under Howard's retarded attentions. But she is clearly outdone by Mercedes whose thoughtful doll-like exclamations would bring distinction to any studio fuck. Her firm round ass is free of marks and she gracefully nibbles on Weed's cock as if it were a large delicious snail. Colorful lighting scheme and believable beats from The Kidd do more than just raise the rent.