Lead-off's lovely Ti, killer grin, endless legs and tight teenage bod, plundered and appreciated by desiccated Guy DiSilva. Next, it's tumbling lessons in the Woodburn living room with Destiny Big and Mark Anthony; Destiny's low-key until the banging begins, and then she finds her feet, all right. Big Weird - well, Props, maybe, to the Blossom/Dave Hardman... uh... what is going on here, exactly? Blossom spins out on a couple of monologues and then takes Hardman's one-man-band attentions with utter detached disinterest. At one point, she uses the word "antediluvian" in a sentence. About a fish. Sunset Style takes on Anthony in her white cotton panties and shy manner, and gorgeous Tiffany Mason bats clean-up.

Somebody's decided baby oil is Da Shit, so there's liberal use of the stuff, and mm-hm, it is... shiny. Running time's two hours only if about 15 minutes of preview footage at the top of the tape is included... and even then, not quite.