"God bless America, God bless pornography, God bless Bridgette Kerkove."

Skeeter Kerkove, who gives the above benediction while watching his wife, Bridgette, field multiple loads in her fine gaping bunghole, is the Mad Prophet of Porn. Perhaps more than anyone else in Silicone Valley, to Kerkove, porn is a religion and his particular sect is waging Jihad against vanilla, white bread couples fare.

This time, he's doing so with the help of new hard-edged company Mayhem (for which he recently signed an exclusive directing contract) and the gang bang vehicle.

Clusterfuck's opener features the recently unretired Bridgette Kerkove taking on eight guys in a backyard. Throat fucking, gagging, drool, double orals, double pussies, double anals (Bridgette is the undisputed Anal Queen of adult; no one else even cums close), multiple simultaneous toys obscenely crammed up her butt, then those multiple loads are all weapons in Skeeter's arsenal. This gang bang distinguishes itself from the pileup pack for two reasons: 1) What a treat to have someone as physically stunning as Bridgette Kerkove (think of a young Brigitte Bardot, if we're not dating ourselves too badly) at the center of all that extreme nastiness, and 2) Skeeter keeps the pacing tightly focused and doesn't let the action flag or meander, as is the case with so many other gang-bangs. Pre-nom it for Best Group Sex Scene.

The closer pretty much repeats the same drill, this time with very cute relative newcomer Ashley Blue in the bulls-eye. Perhaps because Blue isn't the Porn Queen icon that Bridgette is, the guys have their way with her even more aggressively, relegating the passive, waif-like Blue to mere cock-socket status. At scene's end, Skeeter literally spoon-feeds the spent man muck from Blue's asshole straight down her gullet, demonstrating that Clusterfuck is at heart, as he puts it, indeed "a love story."

God bless Skeeter Kerkove.