Their lingerie may be drab and their hair unwashed, but once these rustic European whores spread their legs for the camera, they are transformed into deeply erotic beings. Fish-eye POV lenses give a uniquely personal pictorial approach, framing the hairy holes like 19th century daguerreotype postcards.

The first section of this hedge fest introduces us to the masturbatory habit of four select pleasure fonts, all of whom get toys tangled in their hair. One is a hardy piece of peasant flesh, with enormous Russian mammal cheeks. Showing the stretch marks of 10 babus, she squirts mother's milk into the camera lens. The third is among the twiggiest sluts north of Eritrea. Her sharp vertebrae poke through the rind of her gaunt posterior, and her chest is not much sexier than a dead bird's claw, but the thick, meaty cooch below writhes with life like a flourishing oasis.

These proceedings are capped by a 5-way mini-orgy in a hotel room when a gang of hairdressers accosts two hookers outside the Szex Shop.

Excellent, thoroughly professional double vaginal penetration work by the girls whose coiffures curl like a rabbi's beard at Easter.