From the wilds of suburban New Jersey come Diane Parker and Bobby. Diane's twice Bobby's size, with a thick regional accent and a deep attachment to her wooden paddles and hairbrushes.

And she needs them: Bobby's been a bad, bad "step-brother"; most notably by listening to lame-ass pop group Sugar Ray. Diane strips Bobby's pants and jockeys off, drags him over her knees and whacks his ass extensively - without even spitting out her chewing gum. Later on, she realizes Bobby's been jacking off in the bathroom, so clad only in a robe and kitty slippers, she drags him and his hard-on out for a spanking session with her hairbrush.