So these British pervs are trying to cast an English version of American Idol. This being a California Star imported fetish movie, the two inquisitors/producers spend five seconds talking to some slightly slaggy chick before the audition process devolves into hardcore, naked-ass spankings, floggings and caning.

Both scenes here are almost exactly the same - bare-hand beatings segue into leather slapper paddling and, eventually, the dreaded rattan cane makes an appearance and marks the hindquarters of the would-be pop divas with angry red slashes. Not for the faint of heart, that's for sure.

If the hardness of the action was all that was being graded here, this one would be off the charts, but the technical quality totally blows - washed out video, blown-out lighting, etc. etc. etc. The girls, while sort of a appealing if you like road-hard British tarts, don't even come close to pulling off the teenybopper vibe suggested by their clothing and the video's framework.