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Not A Romance

Not A Romance

Released Jun 01st, 2003
Running Time 80
Director Jonathan Morgan
Company Wicked Pictures
Cast Trevor Zen, Jassie (I), Brad Armstrong, Voodoo, Scott Styles, Stormy, Nicole Sheridan
Critical Rating AAAA 1/2
Genre Feature

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Synopsis

Fans of new starlet Stormy will surely rent the crap outta this.

Reviews

After a cool Hollywood-looking anagrams-coming-out-of-the-mist opening credit sequence, we kick into a tattered love story centering around Stormy and Brad Armstrong, two lovers on the rocks. Stormy is currently married to Trevor Zen but through reverse-time we learn that she had an affair with Brad. She simply wants to lay it to rest and get on with their business relationship, but he's still in love and can't get over it. And can ya blame him with a girl that hot?

What makes her so hot? The fact that she makes out with cute brunette Jassie in the parking lot, straddling her across the hood of a car as she eats out her snatch makes her pretty fiery. Or maybe it's the fact that her buxom frame makes for such a fantastic sight while doing the reverse cowgirl dance. Or it could simply be the fact that she is as gorgeous as she is and still takes it up the poop-shoot? Yes folks, it's all this and more.

In fact, this Heather Graham-with-bigger-tits look-alike is so striking that Brad just can't get enough of her as he proves during their hot-as-fuck liaison midway through the picture, where he ravages her in all sorts of positions, allowing her breathtaking boobs to float in the air like a pair of Hindenburgs on the attack as he drives her from underneath via a cowgirl stampede. When she arches her back as she's being eaten out, it's pure poetry: pure naked, smutty poetry.

Hunky Zen ain't exactly dog-meat either, as he demonstrates with Bridgette Kerkove during a slurpy, sloppy blowjob. Their anally-charged fuck session finds her wrapping her big ol' collagen-enhanced lips around his cock before wrapping the lips between her legs around it too. Later, her scene with Scott Styles is equally steamy and booty-driven. This gal sure likes to fuck and looks damn good doing it too. She makes a solid case for the pro-boobjob movement.

Brad's wife, nasty Nicole Sheridan takes on Voodoo and makes a damn fine sight doin' it too. She hops on pop for a reverse c.g. before laying back and receiving a missionary pummeling, complete with a gooey finish. Geez, no wonder Brad's screwin' around with Stormy, his own chick is too busy getting' pummeled by other men to give him the attention he needs.

Naturally, real-life lovers Sheridan and Voodoo give it their all. Their true love always seems to shine through in their couplings and they are comfortable enough with each other to really push the limit and still keep it sexy. When she lustfully stares into his eyes during a b.j. or fuck, she melts ice, hearts and mind with her intensity.

Eventually Stormy has to break it to Brad that their torrid affair is just that. She does not want to ruin her life, or his, over a handful of one night stands, so she breaks it off. He, of course, is heartbroken. Hey, wouldn't you be?

Through Memento-style backwards timing, we get to watch Brad and Stormy's relationship evolve with the knowledge of what's to cum. It's a nice trick and works here, but serves mainly to hide the paper-thin plot. However, any plot grievances are wiped away clean by the more more-than-capable acting, spirited dialogue, top-shelf babes, and blistering sex. This is a superb tape for couples and fans of hot-but-not-too-nasty porn. Another feather in the feathery caps of director Jonathan Morgan and actor Brad Armstrong.



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