With season two of his reality series Family Business now appearing on a cable-installed TV near you, this is the perfect time to take a peek at Señor Glasser's real reality show, the ongoing porn-topian video diary that is his filmography. Tushy Con Carné is a hell of a fun entry in that diary, too, picking up after Seymore has returned home from the hospital, having been injured in a car accident.

First to show up at his door, of course, is longtime gal-pal Alisha Klass, who gets right to the point of making sure he hasn't suffered any loss of function in his groin al area.  She later returns with a brunette named Vivian whom she says she picked up on the enema aisle at the drug store.  The three have a right torrid romp in Seymore's bedroom, after which (finally) it's off to Mexico, where things really get rockin', and we're left stroked for the rest of the mini-adventure in part two.  Look out for the wiener dog.