Ah, ze French.

Like their love for Jerry Lewis, Cargo is just incomprehensible. The story seems to revolve around a sailor, a ship and its payload of hotties.

Luckily, the sex is strokable, including a scene that boarders on surreal (this is French porn, after all) with Alain L'yle dressed as a spider, the frequent object of his obsession throughout the movie, while ravishing a brunette bombshell in his bed surrounded by a web. Also of note is Sheila Stanton, whose asshole gapes without much prompting during her standout posterior sex scene.