Hell is a broken fast forward button. Fettered by long, dialogue-heavy improv scenes, unfunny porno self-reference, and a tortuous (and torturously clichéd) plot about a porn shoot gone wrong, No Exit begs for the liberal application of the "let's get this over with so I can beat off" switch.

Luckily, some of the sex scenes redeem things. The vid features some hot sex with some truly beautiful actresses, but too many segments are broken up or interrupted by dialogue and/or plot. Viewers may or may not understand that DiGiorgio is making a point about porno with these tactics, but those looking for masturbation fodder (i.e., every single last person watching) aren't likely to care.

Best moments: the amazing Aria's staircase anal scene with Don Fernando. This girl's hot enough to strip paint, and really seems to dig her scene, which is captured perfectly here. Also strokeworthy: redheaded Ruby, whose inflated melons, shaggy hairdo and dirty girl fucking with lounge singer Dino Bravo are very nice indeed. Sadly, their first scene is interrupted in mid-coitus so Bravo can be tossed in a swimming pool.

Things are somewhat redeemed by a lesbo pairing of dual cream dreams Tawny Roberts and Nakita Cash, but again, strokers' jack-off timing will be tested by the interruption of bone killing dialogue shots of Jim Holliday and Ron Jeremy.

The story's resolution - a stirring pep talk from the director, followed by an uninterrupted coupling with Dino Bravo and Ruby and a romp with Pat Myne and Roberts are hot, but not enough to make this one a winner. With a cast like this, it should have been great. Sadly, No Exit is merely run of the mill.