Ahh, the secret life of a centerfold. From the beginning of this movie, we are informed that centerfolds are people with brains as well as beauty, huge tits, and an unnatural sex drive. Witness Stormy, who tries to influence zoning lawyer Randy Spears by tripping over her high heels, and accidentally blowing the man silly all over her stairs. And then, of course, he has to fuck her right then and there, and why not?

Most of the movie is very solid, including a great poolside g/g scene, and a really good threesome involving our host, Jessica Drake, and another hot blonde attacking the photographer from both sides, giving the poor man no mercy.

The truly great scene here involves a luscious brunette getting poked next to her car by a giant man whose dick she swabs with a generous amount of spit, before he returns the favor and bounces her body, standing, on his cock while she screams for joy. The woman cums so hard, she literally boils over, dripping her juice for us to see. This scene alone is worth the watch.

In all, a fine two hours spent learning the secret life of the centerfold, and a truly bone-raising effort.