Released | Apr 13th, 2015 |
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Running Time | 125 Min. |
Directors | Manuel Ferrara, Kayden Kross |
Company | Manuel Ferrara Productions |
Distribution Company | Evil Angel |
DVD Extras | Biography(ies), Cumshot Recap, Outtakes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s) |
Cast | Manuel Ferrara, Mick Blue, Kayden Kross, Stoya, Veronica Vain |
Non-Sex Roles | Veronica Avluv, Penny Pax |
Critical Rating | AAAA |
Genre | Comedy |
Reality-bending comedy of big money hanky-panky.
Hotshot brokerage executive Stoya thinks new company ArrangementFinders is going to explode, and sends promising protégée Veronica Vain to get information about it: "Their spokesperson likes girls. I like girls who like girls, if you know what I mean. She can't keep her panties in her pants. Now get out of here, quit pressing me for information—and get me some coffee."
Vain finds the site and starts researching, finding herself in hotshot investor Manuel Ferrara's office, bearing Cuban stogies and trying to sell him on the IPO. He tells her to find out more about the company, getting inside information, and they seal the deal in his office. Hey, why not, they're going to do it to everybody else. Ferrara sends her to L.A. to meet the spokesperson and buy some shares. When Vain and the spokesperson (Kayden Kross) see each other they're naked (although Kross keeps her panties on) in about 15 seconds of screen time. Hey, why not, they're going to do it to everybody else. After the introductory fuck, Vain tells Kross she's a stripper "on Wall Street" and Kross invites her to demonstrate.
Back in New York, Vain tells Ferrara, "There's nothing to report," and he tells her there's going to be a correction, and do something about it. Vain goes back to Stoya and says dump the stock, we already got 23 percent out of it. Suddenly there's a massive selloff and the stock drops. Stoya straps on a strap-on, telling Vain, "Suck my dick," and following up with a girl/girl set-to. Hey, why not, they do it to everybody else. After they finish, Vain manages to screw Stoya again by threatening a sexual harassment suit if Stoya retaliates on the investment loss.
Now feeling her independence, Vain hooks up with lawyer Mick Blue. Hey, why not, they've already done it to everybody else. But Blue says, "That never happened," and Vain makes an impassioned speech in favor of greed that sounds very familiar, ending with her asking if they can make an arrangement as she crawls across the table.
Kayden Kross' part of the direction seems to have been to instruct her actresses, "Say this like me," as they channel her deadpan delivery, and the entire enterprise raises the question whether the ArrangementFinders.com operation is real or an elaborate hoax. Vain adds a pleasant maturity to the piece, and Stoya is totally credible as a young amoral corporate greedhead.