If there’s one thing you can say with certainty in the adult business, it’s this: Lex sells. The big man with the 11-inch rod moves units, and the same should go for this title from DreamZone Entertainment, written and directed by the star himself. Of course, it doesn’t hurt that his four leading ladies are marquee attractions in their own right.

The basic premise: Steele shares with the audience a few tales of “the desperate housewives of Southern California,” introducing each story before capitalizing in different ways on these lives of not so quiet desperation.

“Miss Taylor,” for example, is willing to do anything to get a job; she’s hoping that the fact she dabbled in the adult industry won’t prevent her from getting hired. Steele asks her porn name; she fesses up to being Bridgette B., and then shows him just what special skills she can bring to an employer. If only Steele were really hiring…

In the next vignette, Steele is a private investigator who’s brought in by Chanel Preston to bust a cheating spouse—but she’s really interested in getting him to bust a nut on her beautiful body. It’s the first time Steele has worked with Preston, and her screams of delight soon echo through the living room.

Next Steele moves from taking a case to casing a joint as he sneaks into India Summer’s well-appointed digs looking for valuables. Turns out the only thing he’s going to get is a hot fuck from the mistress of the house, who quickly figures out that his big handgun isn’t the only heat he’s packing. Summer is a pure delight as the brazen seductress who turns the tables on the would-be thief.

In the final setup Jada Stevens has a big incentive to distract auditor Steele from his task. Apparently she and her husband owe for years of back taxes—but she’s got a backside that will make that little problem disappear. Lex fans will love this one; going balls deep in that white ass, he pops twice to seal the deal.