Your customers may need an Amy Fisher sex tape like they need a hole in the head, but watching the notorious "Long Island Lolita" engaged in some home movie sex is kinda cool. Amy looks good - and she does all the things we wish Paris Hilton would have done in her release - deep cock-sucking, light bondage, dirty talk, masturbating teases and plenty of the ol' in and out.

Fisher, who first made headlines in 1992 when she was convicted of shooting the wife of her then-lover, Joey Buttafuoco, still has questionable taste in men. Hubby Lou Bellara, who resembles Max Hardcore (minus the hat), is responsible for the release of these private videos.

Not very nice. But, definitely entertaining.

Pre-nom: Best Gonzo Release.

Retailing: Stock deep for fans of reality sex tapes.