A multiple AVN Award-winning series known for its enthusiastic celebration of porn’s elder stateswomen, Seasoned Players is back again. And though the Tom Byron-originated series doesn’t feature the Lord of Asses, it does have some mighty fine ladies, all relatively seasoned: only one (Cytherea) was born after 1980.

What’s exciting about Volume 17 is a little something these women share ... aside from the ability to remember America before the Reagan revolution. We’re talking the real trickle-down effect: Each and every one of them is a squirter. In fact, it’s safe to call Cytherea and Veronica Avluv true gushers, as reliable as Old Faithful, whether they’re pleasuring themselves or getting drilled like the Arctic tundra.

Each scene starts with a leisurely chat that quickly hones in on the performer’s unique abilities. Two of the women—Alexandra Silk and Katja Kassin—are self-taught ejaculators, whereas Avluv and Cytherea are naturals, but nobody disappoints.

Avluv’s teasing interview stands out: Her big brown eyes are mesmerizing; her body is languid and graceful as she demonstrates with precision how to stimulate her G-spot. Also tops is Cytherea’s romp with Jerry—a vigorous workout that leaves the tiny brunette drained and begging for a beverage. Water, water everywhere, nor any drop to drink.