Ralph Long does a slight adaptation of the Kurt Russell action flick Big Trouble in Little China here. Long battles Adam Wood and gets laid along the way, after Wood breaks into Long’s bar and turns the house brew into a zombie-making concoction. There’s some genuinely funny stuff here, and the no-budget antics along with the good sex make this very stockable. 

In Paris, Long gets hot gloryhole action and anal in a bathroom stall from big bust MILF Ava Devine. French nurse Anissa Kate services Long orally after he gets shot in the ass by Wood, and they have some fine vag sex when he should be convalescing. Kate takes a load across her lovely, big jugs. Nena Linda and Ariel Storm give Long fine head after meeting him at his bar and finding him irresistible. 

Valentino acts as Long’s sensei, and treats himself to oral and vag from bitches Joclyn Stone and Tara Knightly at the suggestion of balding pimp Filthy Rich after teaching Long how to fight. Jessie Rogers showers and plays with her pussy, and has her life saved from a zombie by Long before he gets to fuck her sweet snatch.