House of Sex Turning Trixxx takes place in a modern-day, suburban whorehouse full of sexy young starlets turning tricks. While there is little original content, Barry Wood's subjects fortunately screw well enough to sate most sexual appetites.

Madam Emilianna gets the dickens of a dicking from Seth Dickens at the start. Jessi McCarthy (who's hotter than Jenny ever was!) eats her baldheaded regular's other bald head before going for standing doggie and some seated rear-entry. Paulina James' cute little naturals, meanwhile, contrast nicely with Richelle Ryan's large implants (and Rebecca Steele's even larger ones).

A 13-minute bonus fuck with Brianna Noel and a mustachioed hippy adds value.

Sell this DVD alongside your premiere "Silly Rabbit" vibrator as a package deal and move two products for the price of both!

And remember: these Trixxx aren't for kids...

But adults will eat it up!

Retailing: Unless they live in Vegas (or somewhere overseas), this is as close to a brothel as your clients can get.