Hide the women and children, folks, 'cause this is some seriously sick shit.

You think you've seen strong blow bangs before? Think again. Fetishist supreme Jake Malone manages to ramp up the already-hard-edge genre beyond where it's gone before, and for those customers of yours searching for ever and ever more depraved kicks for which to feed their porn Joneses, Gang Bang My Face will be just the mega messy, tonsil thrashing fix.

Now that he's with Evil, a company that really appreciates kink, an unleashed Malone is truly on a rapidly ascending tear, and to this reviewer, is perhaps the most interesting all-sex director currently shooting.

See! Lexi Love blow the biggest fuckin' cum bubble on record, a giant, glistening stomach churning mess that resembles a complex, many-chambered bee hive made of dick DNA.

See! Annie Cruz and Sierra Sinn hungrily gargling each other's slit squirt as load after load of cock snot violently coats their already-glistening kissers.

See! Lorelei Lee blasted in the face by a milky substance exploding out of Annette Schwartz's ass, then, with the German über-whore, submitting to an interracial blow bang that leaves their countenances utterly sloppy saliva and sperm canvasses.

Throughout those, and three other scenes, the female performers' energy is frequently freaky-frantic, as if debasing themselves on camera is an urgent matter of life and death, their depravity thrillingly dark and unrepentant.

And then there's the little touches Malone throws in: Lee and Schwartz getting face fucked while shiny red duct tape binds their necks together; Schwartz dripping drool, not into Lee's mouth, but in her eyeball; Schwartz screaming dirty talk in German while Lee chokes down cocks.

In other words, this ain't no stinkin' middle of the road, nice, safe, PC, Disneyland porn. This is porn that's careened way off the road in a bloody multi-car pileup - vile, dangerous, offensive and nowhere near the Magic fuckin' Kingdom. This is porn that the anti-Christ jacks to.

Pre-noms: Best Oral-Themed Release; Best Director - Non-Feature; Best Oral Sex Scene, Sierra Sinn, Annie Cruz, Dick Nasty, Joe Rock, Alan Gonz, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Mike Hash and Steve James.

Retailing: Get Gang Bang My Face in your customers' faces: multiple copies in new releases, Evil and fetish sections.