Thirty minutes into this seemingly endless series of T&A coverage our neck began to cramp as if it had been craning up all night long. Maybe this had something to do with the fact that 75 percent of the shots are composed from a worm's eye view - either the babes were dancing on bar tops or the videographer was lying besotted on the floor. Probably both.

As if you don't already know, Dreamgirls specializes in this sort of stuff. Whether it's Spring Break, Mardi Gras or just wet t-shirt night at Joe's Bar and Girl, the action remains the same: copious liquor intake leading to more ass-jiggling/crotch-grinding/titty-flashing than one single DVD can hold; hence the bursting-at-the-seams ambiance. The (intended) mindless market will lap it up. The elite may spit it out.

Retailing: Party material.