Her current tabloid quasi-stardom as arm candy to Jersey Shore's The Unit either cements Jules Jordan's Ultimate Fuck Toy stamp for Amia Miley or elicits the urge to punch something very, very hard. Or both. Regardless, seeing is believing, and if the contents of this DVD don't prove the title supremely apt, well then The Unit doesn't give douchebags a bad name.    

Miley is, beyond contention, a spectacular specimen whose slips and slides upon the various insanely fortunate cocks here are enough to blow one's skullcap right through the roof. Add in yet another dream doll the likes of Sophia Sutra—which is exactly what the fates bestow upon Chris Strokes in scene one—and well, hope you've got good health coverage.

Though it'd be damn near impossible to top that explosive opener, our headliner does a mighty fine job keeping the heat meter hemorrhaging through subsequent scenes with Steve Homes, Voodoo and director Jules Jordan.

Just one minor critique: a couple of these scenes have obviously been on the shelf awhile, as Miley's breasts are still un-enhanced in them (NOT that we have any problem with that!) ... and a little of the footage here also appeared in last year's Beach Patrol 2. But hell, we seriously doubt anyone's going to complain about being forced to see it again.