Six black/black scenes play widescreen on some players, but on other players are all squeezed up so that the actors look absurdly tall. There is nothing on the case or disc to warn a viewer of this. J-Rock, the Ass Slayer, by whom "ain't no asses left untouched," appears in all six of the scenes on the disk. They look pretty damned good in the widescreen version, sometimes taking great advantage of the fantastic Florida sunshine. Rock dicks the very small, very dark Usher on the bank of a gleaming swimming pool after first letting Usher feel his tattoos (the flirt!). Against the brilliant water, the two men look like dark chocolate on green satin. Rock and Franchise, applying for a porn job, practice on the waiting-room sofa. Star Mars welcomes Rock to the neighborhood with neighborly nookie. Scene four, Rock solos. He gets into Casper 22's amazing bubble-butt under a Coco Dorm banner.

RETAILING: Hot movie plays widescreen on some players.