DVDExpensive German movie with helicopters, ski lifts, snowmobiles, and slow-motion, but dialogue which could have used subtitles even when the actors think they are speaking English. Be patient. Before you reach the Main Menu, you are put through several logos, plus a voiceover by the director explaining that the story is about a Slovakian skier kidnapped by Russian agents. After that, we alternate between clumsy dialogue scenes and striking sex such as a fuck in the snow on a ski course, a medical-exam threeway featuring a hijacked cop fucked with his own nightstick, a luminous indoor swimming pool fourway with a waiter (heavy on ass-eating), and a dungeon trio among the kidnapped skier and his captors. You’ve never seen crotches more meticulously shaved or condoms more nearly invisible.

RETAILING: Swinging sex, but a confused sports story in German without subtitles.