Chi Chi LaRue may never have been funnier — or sexier — than in this side-splitting, dick-hardening and pussy-moistening story of a homely young girl's coming of age and reaping of revenge. LaRue plays an abused daughter who gains magical powers and uses them to punish those who have been unspeakably mean to her. Step-father Marcus Caine unwittingly pops her cherry while she looks like Cassandra Knight; snotty teacher Tina Tyler becomes a real cut-up; tormenting wrestlers Andrew Lennox and Rick Mathews face a gas attack; sadistic detention instructor Sharon Kane is painfully taught humility — and compassionate coach Ricky Starr becomes enamored. There's not a lot of bisexual sex, but what there is sizzles — as does all of the sex. The campy dialogue may not be for everybody, but those who like a solid story with their sex will be delighted.