Humorous pseudo-"instructional" movie is also an infomercial for ID brand lubes. Bizarrely mohawked, skeletally built host Sterling keeps a "serious" tone throughout which helps much with the merriment. Under silver and black Greek torsos, he interviews also-mohawked Sky, who recommends "breathing and screaming" to get a man through his first time being fucked. Sterling fucks him while the couch breathes and screams rather loudly. Sterling demonstrates positions and techniques with Sky, then with Christian Slater lookalike Luke. Toys of various sizes (including a fuck-yourself pogo stick) are thoroughly - that's thoroughly - demonstrated in "power bottom" Orion, who likes them all, especially a hammer handle. How to turn a top into a bottom and a bottom into a top is shown when immense-erectioned Alex fucks Sterling. Both seem to have held these positions before.

RETAILING: Comedy and cornholing. Comic "sex instruction" show.