Any movie that starts with Sexcyone being blown on a leather couch so vigorously that you can't tell if the sound is the couch creaking, the sucker growling, or Sexcyone farting can't be bad. The sucker slobbers so much, you keep thinking Sexcyone is shooting. Sexcyone's shiny cock in a condom looks like a glass prod. He slaps one of the very best Sexcyone fucks ever profoundly into the sucker's deep, dark bottom. That ain't glass, either. Sexcyone folds Sucker into a bundle till he's essentially nothing but ass. Four more couples repeat more or less the same actions in a kitchen, a gym, et cetera, all of them good-looking and hard-working, but who could really follow Sexcyone?

RETAILING: All-black cast. Four good fucks, one terrific.