Amusingly silly plot, arousingly pretty models with their pubic hair trimmed to neat little triangles. Some exceptionally big twink pricks squeeze into some exceptionally tight twink holes to assist a fat monk's evil scheme to acquire virgin loads so that he can – well, it wouldn't be fair to tell you what he needs them for, but be assured it's something urgent, important, and deserving of a sleazy special effect. The manipulated twinks range from skinny to shapely, but all are horny and cooperative. A Botticelli blond named Jarett Fox is in several scenes, partly because he plays twins. There is a speeded-up sword fight between him (nude) and the fat man (in what look like Pope's robes) which is, in its own way, memorable. Five sex-scenes (one trio) are well-shot, if a bit brightly-lit, and the scenes requiring acting are, well, short.

Retailing: Silly plot, but five scenes, catchy title, and Jarett Fox say, "Stock extra."