A lot of fun, a lot of fucking make washed- out videography and slight discoloration forgivable in a movie that feels homemade, anyway. Full- dress Marine Harding, as stiff as Lily Tomlin playing "a real person like yourself," hosts a "Greatest Hits" compilation of five scenes all featuring blond, blue- eyed Lance. Miniature little Wooden and Lance play a scene like high- school actors before Lance fucks the little one poolside in a very grown- up way. In a shower among big thick bamboo, Latino Fellipe and Lance grin through a few lines before Fellipe bends and gets boned. In another poolside encounter, fatigue- capped Peters shoots so much after Lance buggers him that the director asks if Peters is all right. Asian Mako and Lance have mercifully few lines about a ball game before Lance bangs him on a sofa and the floor. No cumshot for Mako, who says he came out- of- frame while watching Lance pop! Lance in a sailor cap then claims that movie- star beautiful brunet Kevin's ass is his first male one. He seems to know what to do with it. Kevin's head hangs off of the bed and he moans. In farewell, Harding does the traditional Miami Studios host solo.

RETAILING: For twink Lance's fans and Miami Studios fanatics. Washed- out imagery in compilation of "Lance's Greatest Hits."