Hard Landing, the latest in a long string of pedestrian military-themed films from Paul Barresi, features more than one average-looking model playing Air Force dress-up. This unit of thin, pale, and smooth recruits gets tangled up in the most unlikely of plotlines, proving that you can put pups in uniform, but without the masculine, no bullshit persona to back it up, you're not likely to get viewer buy-in. The characters in each vignette get trapped in the standard suck-then-fuck routine, where sex is used to dominate or humiliate a lower-ranking cadet. Aside from a massive cock or two, most notably Jasper Collins', this outfit is pretty average. Collins, a redhead, is blessed with a monster, but is still learning how to manipulate it for the camera. Regiment does pack the DVD with extras, including some peculiar interviews and giddy outtakes.

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