When will pool boys learn that the pool is for cleaning and not for swimming? Apparently, only after they've been spanked senseless, that's when. Thieves and Slackers opens with just this type of scenario as Justin (young, blond, smooth, thin) takes his Speedo for a test drive before getting down to business. He is, of course, caught by his irate employer, Rick Black (older, darker, a bit hairier), who takes his errant employee over his knee, removes his skimpy blue bathing suit, and turns his alabaster cheeks a burning shade of red with the palm of his experienced hand. Pool boy and pool owner take it inside for some action that involves a flat, hard, wooden paddle and more ass-abuse. Just when you think that Justin couldn't possibly take another hit, Rick Black smacks his ass with a weighted, leather paddle. Brad's days as a domestic seem to be numbered, as well, as he makes a mess on the linoleum and then pays the price at the hands of TJ at the kitchen table. Both men are meaty and Brad turns out to be a bit hairy, although not quite bearish. He makes Brad's ass-cheeks glow. In the final sequence George catches two thieves (Kevic and Cole) stealing money from his office. Instead of phoning the appropriate authorities, George takes matters into his own hands and doles out a couple of beatings with various wooden and leather paddles. Kevic is the first to be punished and he assumes the position in George's lap and gets ass-slapped silly. His red ass goes well with his buzz cut and tattoos. Cole, smaller yet more muscular, sports a bit of fur in his ass crack when he drops his pants to receive his punishment. George then teaches both of his thieving employees some respect with his arsenal of weapons of ass-destruction. Well shot, but predictable.