This at times wacky, at times dark-at times both-tale of sex-starved sailors on shore leave has a terrific cast, some terrific sex, and the crystal-clear "NosyCam" photography that has been a hallmark of this studio since its inception. As you will guess from the subtitle, all the horny gobs run afoul of the Shore Patrol and end up in the brig-after, that is, having their assholes and other physical parts inspected by pervy, latex-gloved brigmaster Matt Sizemore. Before the final orgy (oh, c'mon, surely you guessed!), amazing Brock Masters tops adorable, hung, Brent Everett; Sean Storm solos, has sex with Tristan King (who really feasts on Sean's fabulous ass before boinking him), and bottoms for Sage; ravenous cocksucker Sean Paris' granite glutes get skewered by deep-voiced Chase Dryburgh (who you really want to get a hummer from) in a threeway with J.D. Thunder; and, instead of fleeing after robbing bookstore clerk Billie Di'Angilo, Troy Kroft lingers for a blowjob from a customer, the extraordinarily sexy Yanko. (One of the "wacky and dark" parts is Billie, bound to a chair, managing to free his hard-on and beat off while watching Troy fuck Yanko's ass.) The orgy is excellently directed, lensed, and edited, Brock Masters returns for it, and Sean Storm gets double-penetrated by Matt Sizemore and Sean Paris.

Of the new performers, Brent Everett, Chase Dryburgh, and Yanko are standouts. We had forgotten that Sean Paris is such a good dick-sucker and that his ass is so muscular. Brock Masters is really a wonderful performer. An authoritative, yet personable top, he also has a superb cock and an impressive physique-also impressive because it's essentially the same gorgeous build of his debut in 1998, and not bloated or puffed up by steroids. And Sean Storm continues to be one of the most exciting little bottoms in XXX. His four scenes show off his various talents perfectly-especially the DP!

The DVD transfer is excellent. Colors are true, and there's only a bit of aliasing. There are two fun bonus features. A 15-minute Behind-the-Scenes compilation has some great moments, like Masters reacting to the camera while getting a hummer or showing affection for Sean Storm ("The best bottom in the whole world.") or Brent Everett trying to relax while getting fucked by Masters' massive dick. There's also a ten-minute "Porn Star Celebrity Truth or Dare" segment between Troy Kroft and Yanko, hosted by Sean Storm (watch for the banana up the butt!). Pre-nom Best DVD Extras.