Peyton Place with pricks. Poor Steve Rambo is't getti' any in his beautiful small town. His younger ex, Jack London, digs clubs and disco queens like Danny-with-the-studded-tongue-Lopez, wh's currently swallowing his cock at both ends, and his older buddy, David Chelsea, prefers the city and just cums weekends.

Rambo and Chelsea watch friend Tony Scali's surprisingly-professional"private tap" of Nick Capra delivering a ferocious face-fuck to Brock Tyler, and then proving himself cocksucker of the year. They call Scalia to come over (and who would't?) but h's busy proving he wo't choke on Leo Tanne's fifth limb out by the woodpile. His leg muscles bunch beautifully as Tanner fucks his butt.

At last Rambo gets to blow Chelsea as they watch huge-all-over Mark Slade, a younger, sexier Nick Nolte, beat perfect pink meat. This drives Rambo to eat Chelse's hairy ass and then take him up his tunnel. Chelsea returns the oral favor (Chelse's an oozer and Ramb's a sprayer, by the way), and opts to remain in Hicksville to ram his beau, a truly happy end.