These ladies' stockings are really stuffed – with their own cocks! Dr. Seuss would be putting false breasts on in his grave if he knew how his classic tale of the Grinch has been, er, updated in this fashion.

Aja Devoure portrays the evil she-male who steals all of the sex toys in Hooterville on Christmas Eve. Everybody awakens on Christmas with no cockrings or vibrators or anything! But fear not, kiddies, true love conquers all, and the moral of the immoral story states that sexual happiness and fulfillment can be achieved solely between the people involved without the aid of sex toys and objects. Get it?

My favorite scene features Angelique Nouvo and Sindy Loo Hooter, who dresses up B.J. Slater as a Christmas tree. The thought of the stark-naked B.J. all bedecked and bedazzled with tinsel garlands and big balls (glass ones, I mean) would be enough to make anyone's Christmas merry (or "Mary" in this case). Have a glass of egg nog while you watch this one.