Director Bill Hunter has assembled some of the biggest joysticks in the business, and paired them up with some very sexy bottoms. Unfortunately, these guys failed to eat their Wheaties, so their huge wienies spend much of the time half-cocked.

After dumping his lazy boyfriend, Steve Regis pairs up with an even bigger, more mature hunk-daddy, Ace Harden. They trade adequately hot blowjobs, until Harden sinks his oversized salami into Regis' muscular ass. Hustling Danny Sommers gets picked up by Rick Donovan. Yes, Rick Donovan, otherwise known as the donkey dick of the '80s. Donovan displays a temperamental hard-on through all of the oral and anal festivities. Butch patrolman Donnie Russo wrestles with trickster Josh Taylor in a motel for position. After chugging each other's pricks, Taylor rams a long nightstick (allegedly) all the way into the cop's ass. Macho Mikel Karr extorts Sean Justin into sleeping with him, and then can't even get it up while sucking, being sucked, or getting fucked. In his round with Justin, Josh Taylor's semi-stiff meat is mostly MIA. The topman also goes soft in the process of banging Taylor's ass.

I get a good sense of what Hunter was trying to accomplish. In the good old days, having a generous endowment seemed to be a prerequisite for being a top. You don't have to be a size queen to appreciate the hot ass-stretching action. Unfortunately, these performers don't always deliver. Anyway, I hope Hunter doesn't give up trying. Hot video sex can still happen in the '90s. This is one is for those customers who like 'em well hung, even if they stay that way.